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A Day To Remember

I don’t care what you say, this is the greatest thing a go pro has ever filmed.

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I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy, via ruinedchildhood)

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Me: *loses 2 followers*
Me: maybe i should just delete my blog
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i cant believe this

(Source: ellendegeneres, via whjat)

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two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: standardgaydad, via whjat)

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I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

(via recharges)

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We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via whjat)

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someone give me a job


i was thinking something in retail

(via oknope)